Strange TMI factoids we learn trawling through progressions of non-dark websites regards all manner of TP [hint: not tooth paste].

For example, I didn’t know supply-chain rhythms producing residential and commercial toilet paper certainly weren’t supposed to – plus don’t mesh

or that while the former’s rush-order tempo appears generally all sold out, latter is still widely available for delivery since nowa-stay-in-place-days our homes are occupied more than mostly dimmed office building stalls.

Thus during berserk time of need those humongous one-ply rolls simply sit in warehouses waiting on drumrolls calling us to return from unemployment back toward pulse of industrial-strength workplace crappers.

Other hand, oh boy, yesterday marked a big Internet success what with Mr. Popper’s Penguins arrived to Zoom with grandkids well as replacement battery for this mid-septuagenarian’s do-it-yourself- Philip’s HeartStart defibrillator.