Strange TMI factoids we learn
progressions of non-dark websites
regards all manner
of TP [hint: not tooth paste].
For example, I didn’t know
toilet paper certainly weren’t supposed
to – plus don’t mesh
or that while the former’s rush-order tempo
appears generally all sold out,
latter is still widely available for delivery
our homes are occupied
more than mostly dimmed office building stalls.
Thus during berserk time of need
those humongous one-ply rolls
simply sit in warehouses
waiting on drumrolls
calling us to return from unemployment
back toward pulse of industrial-strength workplace crappers.
Other hand, oh boy, yesterday marked a big Internet success
what with Mr. Popper’s Penguins
arrived to Zoom
with grandkids well as replacement battery
for this mid-septuagenarian’s
do-it-yourself- Philip’s HeartStart defibrillator.